*THA
FARMER N BESSIE COWZ MEMORY LANE*
_psst...EYY!
_our alien play in elementry
_our play dough projek in grade wunn wid
creaturez
_tradition... postcardz... sun stickmen
_UHH... DAT BUS ISNT SLOWN DOWN!!!
_do
u mind if i... SDGERFGFGWR!!!
_our typos... ut agy, spence anem, rata, atl,
mr.nurmz
_barbies.
_...n den he fell inta a bush.
_ez...BYE!
_127863764 webcam pix buh onlie keepin 3
_pizza from ur nose
_go away slow
_get out.
_*standz wid handz togetha rockn bak n fourth*
_salsa
n chips
_i tink she smells tha chipz
_snow jam... mudmen n sum 41 autograffz
_rahzel walkn by us 276273 tymez
_adventurez
at alfredz
_alfredz ta stm togetha
_strip poker
_stalkn... stalkerz... n stalkn stalkerz
_criket playerz dat do
half cartwheelz
_wherez waldo
_makin funn of tha bus patrollerz mouth
_*fastforward* dun look at me!
_tha quikly
turn around head ting wen a car passes by
_i needta burp.
_sailor moon stickerz
_spice gurl obsession
_tha
lunchbox
_pissn lyke krayzie
_fo cryn out loud!
_arent i a funnie wunn
_marcel luver
_our twin bagz
_souvenirz!
_wrappn
ur xmas present billionz of tymez
_tha juicebox ting
_tha ol woman in tha window who kept disappearn
_shup. shupo.
cheapeau.
_ur mo...cassins
_notez in our agendaz... alwaze wrote in a spiral n it wud piss u off
_openin a can
wid wunn hand... u failed.
_sleepovah! janz squished face... sprayn mah eyez... home videoz
_wedgiez n glasses
_...u
wear glasses too!
_ur ass is so big
_peach extract
_a passion fo hatin gym
_montreal/ottawa trip
_no-baaah-die!
_u falln down tha stairz n walkn away
lyke nuffn happened
_me falln down tha stairz cuz sum stupid guy scared us on halloween
_slidin
on tha ice durin winter at alfredz
_brb i havta make 40 pancakez
_accidentlie tuched bird shyt on tha fire hydrant n
wiped it on ur jacket
_nose bleedn... receipt or pad... pad!... wait a minute...
_ladybug matin season
_ladybug on
mah pantz... squishn it unda newspaper
_watchn titanic at tha theatrez n watchn honey i shrunk tha kiddz afta
_writin
on ur window
_*whisperz* i tink hez gon spit on me... *bax away slowly*
_boy
band phase
_fred--die
_buh wuh if itz a scaaaaaalene triangle?
_french
teacha hatin us
_we wernt suppose ta b allowed on tha trip
_me pokin ppl in tha hallz n dem blamin u
_we havta walk
him home... literally
_hez gettn frisky... literally
_humpable pink teddy bear
_madd chillz
_carpenterz glue
_YESSS!!!!! YESSSSSS!!!!!
_whoa... herbal essenses
_beotch... nawt biotch damn u
_dog takin a shyt at tha creek
_bike
ridin wid maxs bike
_max alwaze eatn tha co0kiez n marshmellow cereal i bring fo u
_u scannin wid me n ed... Q....T!
NINE! (two)
_hocus pocus
_posessed leg wen we wer walkn ta tha library
_weird way of sittn at mondoz house
_teefable... chyllax
out
_grannie pantiez n matchn saggie bra fo xmas
_anti-risc... tha wunn hit wunder
_me ringn tha bell at ur
house n bird shyt falln on mah hand
_seriouslie wuhz wid bird shyt
_childho0d crushez
_wen we thot we wer kewl cuz
we cud do dat ting on tha sk8board
_tha big frenlie giant
_gorillaz
_glitter obsession
_free advetisin in mah gb
_ur luv is lyke crap on mah heart
_michael hitcow... hello mah future gf... bye, tnx fo stoppn
bye!
_our hair bein tha colourz of tha rainbow
_mah white hat turnin red
_im a dick...TED ta u.
_*pointz* SHE!...
is a ghost!
_tha guy wid tha whistle wen we wer in tha car drinkn narsty
fruzacinno which u lyke
_our world revolvez around matilda... erytin we say leadz ta matilda
_r u arabic?
_heathcliff...
apologiez,gud aftano0n mah fren.
_i.leko dick
_yop... precious precious yop
_*tumbleweed rollz by*
_leapfrog
_stutter
stutter
_*lix finger* tssst... sizzle sizzle
_no0o0o0o! *ripz off face n throwz it at wall*
_lool.....LOOL!!!
_flowin trail
_WHOA HORSEY! *pink pillow*
_muffn man <3
_nawt juss any ordinary [insert a word hea widout tha 1st sylable]...
a [INSERT 1ST SYLABLE OF A WORD HEA N STRESS IT][insert tha rest of tha word hea]
_pringlez fo breakfast, lunch n dinner
_tha water drippn
n we dint kno wut wuz drippn
_overflowin tha orange juice
_buffet king...mint toothpix
_i gotta sit nex ta tha cute
kidd! muahahaha
_laser quest
_skippn track n field
_o0mpa lo0mpa
_silly rabbit... silly go0se... ur tho thilly
_our song... itz saturday! sticky icky icky
_u flarin ur nose *ahem cough cough*
_the kid who went home to
get disses
_going to mcdonald's and
stealing the balls and playing in the thingy where i got stuck
_jaywalking... "how
is it J walkn wen u dun even walk in a J?"
_GRACE (CAN I HAVE A DOLLA)
_when you had to pee all
these milk and juice trucks kept passing by
_flood in the library washroom
_skating with marcel/ariel/kayla/catherine
_making pix on paint for
each other
_*pointz* they are TWO ghosts
_tha fire... tha guy to0k all tha glory
_terry stalkn us on his bike
_hello joe/hoe
_tuck everlastn
_fother mucker
_gepetto/bee voice dat u cant do (haha)
_videotapin andrew n ariel
_andrew wid tha huge stick
_our chatro0mz wid liceboy
_"tha thing" our chylln spot
_expired transferz
_wen
we wer lil... killn antz... destroyn ant hillz wid bottlez of water
_random digicam pix on tha bus n of signz
_maximillionaise
_*alive flowa emoticon*... *dead flowa emoticon*... wilted.
_po ur tinky winky n dipsy it in mah lala (ewww)
_name ur kidd dinkus... DNKS!
_ol tyme lemondae fo all u ol skewl pplz
_waitn on rox fo certain ppl
_OMA *in tha weird accent*
_prank calln pplz
_tha laydee dat kept disappearn erytyme i looked (sure sure
*rollz eyez*)
_ur goofy voice *hyuk!*
_letz go pik sum po0ja fruit from tha po0ja tree
_lonesome
unicorn
_damn those floatn ballo0n condomz *shakez fist wildly*
_epidermus, ur po0ja is showin
_madd chillz
_shine ur ass
_q...T! f...U!... NINE! (two)
_HA! no.
_pause
_whoa! syncronized
_manty
_peace extract
_foreign crumbz
_posse
_juss smile n nod
_ladylike
_cheatn on testz by writin answerz on eraserz, paperz etc. n
thrown dem at eachotha
_realizin dat white out takez foevah ta dry
_booklet
_didly idly idly
_lil drummer boi
_i wuz stupid as a child, im still stupid... buh i wuz stupid
as a child.
_doodelle
_stop doodelooin on msn
_shez a yeti
_mofo.
_aDICKted... DICKtionary
_pickn wedgiez n nosez in home videoz
_toekneez knee... toekneez toe... (barfn emoticon)
_"wunn dae i wuz walkn by wid a walkman on wen i caught a guy
givin me an awkward eye"
_biotch...biatch... BEOTCH... BEATCH!
_hello joe. hello hoe.
_*playn cardz* get out.
_dzelle!!! ...no.
_ink link
_ur possessed ostrich leg
_wen my arm spazzed n my bracelet flew off
_we gathered all tha beadz n styll have dem
_growin mario
_i leko dick
_dear mizellez diary
_mah white hat turnin red
_mah hair is tha colour of tha rainbow
_"i needta burp"
_trail
_strip poker
_onlie a 5 minute
crawl away
_michelinaz
_yop
_pringlez
_salsa n tostitoz
_orange juice dat overflowz
_my rash dat u alwaze wanted ta tuch n wen i wuznt lookn
ud poke it
_ur foldn hand ting while rockn bak n forth so innocentlie
_lool.....LOOL!!!
_weneva were bout ta hang up on tha phone u do ur "ho ho ho!"
ting lyke a broken record n i can neva hang up
_ladybug matin season
_wen tha ladybug wuz on mah pantz n i went krayzie den it fell
off n we smushed it n stomped on it wid a newspaper n ran away n left it der fo lyke a week
_waitn n watchn bugz die in tha lite
_"Fuck you too, bitch, call the cops. Imma kill you and
those loud ass motherfucking barking dogs."
_wutz a cell? wutz a condom?
_tu.....NA!!!!!
*italic pointz added by cris lol
**sum pointz mite b repeated accidentlie lol
...dis isnt even close ta half of our 10 yrz worth of memoriez n tha list goz on... itz seriouslie impossible
ta remembah all of dem... lolz... anywaze tnx fo 10 unfogetable mudda fukkn yrz n countn styll... muahaha mizelle n crizelle
r unstoppable beotchez!!
